A Noble Blade Christmas.

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A Noble Blade Christmas.

Postby Khaw » December 8th, 2005, 4:14 pm

Yeah that's right it's that time of year. I wanted to start a thread so the ones who are feeling a bit creative could write up a Christmas story for us all to read. Since I'm the one starting the thread I guess I should go first.

Twas the night before Christmas when all throughout Neriak,
Not a creature was stirring not even a diseased rat.
The guards in Qeynos where asleep in there bunks,
While a newb killed Fippy Darkpaw who dropped more useless junk.
Raiinbows was asleep in the bed in her comfy new robe,
Everyone still confused by her love for a toad.
When out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
She pushed me out of bed to see what was amatter.
To the window I went across the cold floors of the keep,
I wanted to see what had disturbed our sleep.
The moon and the stars in the newly pixilated sky,
Caused me so much lag I thought for sure I would die.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
It was a Ogre in a sleigh with eight burning reindeer.
I spoke in channel to see what forces where in tow,
Fabled Ogre Clause is up in Freeport, Come on everybody! Let's Go!!
More rapid then griffon's his coursers they came,
Between the mighty cracks of his whip you could hear him call them by name
Now Crispy, Now Crunchy, Now Charcoal and Toxic Fumer,
On Fizzle, On Sizzle, on Smokey and Late Bloomer.
Down through the streets to the top of the castle walls,
Now bash away, smash away, thrash away all!
As dry as the leaves before Karana fly,
When they meet mighty her presence and soar into the sky.
So up to the housetops his coursers they flew,
Lugging along that War Sleigh and fat Ogre to.
And in a instant I heard on the roof,
The banging and pounding of each flaming hoof.
As I ran across the room and tripped over the rug,
Fabled Ogre Clause came down my chimney with a thud.
He was dressed all in fur except for his belly,
He was big, fat, ugly and smelly.
A bundle of uber lewtz he had flung on his back,
And the look in his eyes was like the Pillsbury Dough Boy on crack!
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
Then sensing a mighty presence he turned with a jerk.
There Noble Blade stood in full force ready to kill him,
But Fabled Ogre Clause ran to the fireplace and dove in.
Then Jamming his finger way up in his nose,
With a /nod of his head up the chimney he rose.
The pally on the roof saw Ogre Clause jump in his sleigh to get away fast,
But he cast a quick stun and gained agro at last.
He pulled him down into the street so we could have some fun,
With a bellowing call for assist the complete heal rotation begun.
His AE's where fierce, it was a tough fight,
But Noble Blade was sure Fable Ogre Clause would die that night.
His health was dropping fast when he gated to his sleigh,
Then that fat fuck jumped in and then flew away.
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of site,
Merry Christmas to all, and that was one hell of a fight!

P.S. You didn't really think I would kill off Santa Clause did you?
Last edited by Khaw on April 12th, 2010, 12:23 am, edited 4 times in total.
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Re: A Noble Blade Christmas.

Postby Direblade » December 8th, 2005, 4:55 pm

Khaw wrote:His health was dropping fast when he gated to his sleigh,
Then that fat fuck jumped in and then flew away.
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of site,
Merry Christmas to all, and that was one hell of a fight!

P.S. You didn't really think I would kill off Santa Clause did you?


Damn gating mobs.
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Postby Rezfold » December 8th, 2005, 5:43 pm

Dont wery the necros are FD'ed for the train that is comeing back.
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Postby Khaw » December 25th, 2006, 1:47 am

Bump :P
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Re: A Noble Blade Christmas.

Postby Jorelora » December 25th, 2006, 1:54 am

Khaw wrote:Darkness was asleep in the bed in her comfy new robe,
Everyone still confused by her love for a toad.



hahaha! :lol:
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Postby Khaw » December 13th, 2007, 1:38 am

/Bump.

Maybe this year we will get some stories from someone else.
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Postby Erilyn Cureheart » December 13th, 2007, 4:04 am

*HUGS KHAW!!*
Thanks for bringing this back, it makes me laugh every time.
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Postby Direblade » December 13th, 2007, 7:07 am

<--- has tracked ogre claus to his lair, I solo'ed the bitz and took his goodies so there. The ogre is slain, and christmas is bust. the trim is his sleigh, now doomed to rust.

And with great glee do I shout, and I watch others pout...

BAH HUMBUG TO ALL, SOMEONE GET ME MORE STOUT!!!
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