Pretty funny stuff

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Postby Skyskipper IronCross » April 21st, 2006, 11:11 pm

for jokes by women :twisted:

Great Female Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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Postby Shamarra_1 » April 22nd, 2006, 2:34 am

*Gigglesnort* .. I loved it.. :twisted:
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Postby Vassek » April 28th, 2006, 5:44 pm

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Vassek: I'm a God. Let me in.

"I have the body of a God. Unfortunately that God is Thor. My armth are thor my legth are thor, my neck ith thor, my back ith thor........I'm Thor all over."

Postby Erilyn Cureheart » April 28th, 2006, 8:21 pm

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Vassek: I'm a God. Let me in.

hehehe good come back.
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